Mallu Jokes....

1) What is the tax on a Mallu's income called?

* IngumDax *

2) Where did the Malayali study?

*In the ko-liage.*

3) Why did the Malayali not go to ko-liage today?

* He is very bissi. *

4) Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket? *To go to Thuubai, zimbly to meet his ungle in

Gelff.*

5) Why do Malayalis go to the Gelff?

*To yearn meney. *

6) What did the Malayali do when the plane caught Fire?

* He zimbly jembd out of the vindow. *

7) How does a Malayali spell moon?

*MOON - Yem Who yet another Who and Yen*

8) What is Malayali management graduate called?

* Yem Bee Yae.

* 9) What does a Malayali do when he goes to America ? *He changes his name from Karunakaran to Kevin

Curren.*

10) What does a Malayali use to commute to office Everyday?

* An Oto

* 11) Where does he pray?

*In a Temble, Charch and a Maask*

12) Who is Bruce Lee's best friend ? * A Malaya-Lee of coarse.

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13) Name the only part of the werld, where Malayalis don't werk hard?

* Kerala.

*14) Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala? * Because 86% of the shift time is spent on lifting, folding and

re-tying the lungi

* 15) Why did Saddam Hussain attackKuwait? * He had a Mallu baby-sitter, who always used to say

'KEEP QUWAIT' 'KEEP QUWAIT'*

16) What is the Latest Malayali Punch Line? * " Frem Tea Shops To Koll Cenders , We Are

Yevery Where " *

17) Why aren't Mals included in hockey and football Teams ? * Coz Whenever they get a corner , they set up a tea

shop.

* 18) Now pass it on to 5 Mals to get a free sample of

* Kokanet oil.

*19) Pass it on 10 Mals to get a free pack of *Benana* * Chibbs.

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20) Pass it on to 15 Mals to get a set of *BROGUN*

* Bones....*

21) what do u call a very creepy mallu---

CATTER PILLAI

22) what do u call a sexy mallu

DEBO NAIR

23) what do u call a intelligent mallu

PHENO MENON

24) what do u call a very young mallu

MONE